The three big heroes who survived the story, Nite Owl, Dr. Manhattan, and Ozymandias all had blood on their hands. Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Watchmen ist eine 1986/87 erschienene Graphic Novel von Alan Moore (Text) und Dave Gibbons (Zeichnungen). Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! (As is Doctor Manhattan.) NEXT: Every WATCHMEN Easter Egg in The HBO Series So Far. The go-to source for comic book and superhero movie fans. "Nope, none to speak of" says the woman. God’s there to decide what their eternal fates are going to be – heaven or hell. And God says, “I gifted you the ability to make fantastic inventions. He eventually found out that Ozymandias was planning to kill roughly 2 million people (15 million in the movie) to save billions. His work done, God’s packing up to go home. Well, good ones, anyway. Although she didn't face judgment in front of God in the same way the other three did in her joke. “Where did you come from?” asks God. Damon Lindelof’s HBO series Watchmen comes packed with visual references and in-jokes based on Alan Moore’s comic series. But it’s not a hero. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Frightened, he went to see his old enemy, Moloch, telling him that he was the closest friend the Comedian had. It’s hard for me to believe that Doc just developed a sense of humor and decided to offer a physical punchline to the joke. His work done, God's packing up to go home. “I didn’t take a single life.” God frowns. Some might even say he was the smartest man in the world. Watchmen ebnete den Weg für Comics wie wir sie heute kennen und verlieh dem Superheldengenre bis dato ungeahnte Tiefe. 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The Comedian was born in 1924 as Edward Morgan Blake. And when he finishes, it’s a beauty. Some animal urge to fight and struggle, making us what we are? It doesn't make it any less funny. Tire tread on burst stomach. In Episode 3, Laurie Blake tells a long joke about three former vigilantes from Watchmen—“owl guy,” “smartypants,” and “blue god”—meeting God at the pearly gates. October 12th, 1985. Top Authors . Die düstere Geschichte wird dabei stets passend von den … The first part of Laurie’s joke doesn’t seem to contain many original Watchmen details at first. Watchmen's Comedian: What's the Joke? I don't know why I keep coming to these phone booths. HBO's Watchmen introduces Laurie Blake, AKA Silke Spectre II, who channels her father, The Comedian, with a joke about heaven and a brick. One single brick. Curtains. A big list of watchmen jokes! The assholes down here still think you give a shit. asks God. And God looks up, but it’s too late. He's a master at his craft. Oh, right. New joke. Dog carcass in alley this morning. The complete text of Laurie's phone booth joke can be found below: There’s this guy. Awesome so true about men. Two of the servants doubled their talents and are rewarded and entrusted with more, but the servant who hid his talent in the ground for fear of losing it was cast away into the darkness. Our product picks are editor-tested, expert-approved. The Comedian and Dr. Manhattan help America win the Vietnam War, which in actual history stretched from 1955 to 1975 as a protracted fight against North Vietnamese Communists, and which America thoroughly lost. God cracks his knuckles, ready to administer the reckoning. Watchmen originated from a story proposal Moore submitted to DC featuring superhero characters that the company had acquired from Charlton Comics. Yet its attendees and speakers reveal as much as they obscure. [Editor’s Note: The following review contains spoilers for “Watchmen” Episode 3, “She Was Killed by Space Junk.”]. One hero left. Where are the actual heroes? God frowned, "Sorry, Owl Guy, your heart's in the right place, but you're just too soft." I first read Watchmen about a decade ago and have reread it 3 or 4 times since then. Smartypants smiles, "Three million. Almost nothing is known about Blake's early life. Not allowed. Now, back to the joke. Rorschach: Rorschach's Journal. Only one problem: there’s a brick leftover. Says life seems harsh and cruel. So I believe Laurie is somehow connected to the car getting lifted in the first place. The pearly gates await our next hero in line for almighty judgement. "Hey, it's me again. The guy freaks out. Watchmen ist eine auf dem gleichnamigen Comic basierende Fernsehserie von Produzent Damon Lindelof.Das auf dem Graphic Novel von Alan Moore basierende Werk wird auf dem Pay-TV-Sender HBO erstausgestrahlt und stellt nach Zack Snyders Film Watchmen – Die Wächter die zweite Realfilmadaption der Comicserie dar. Men's Health participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may get paid commissions on editorially chosen products purchased through our links to retailer sites. If Laurie is the little girl that threw the brick in the joke and is the woman being judged by god in the second part of the joke, then the car is “the brick”. And Owl Guy says "I made this really awesome flying ship and lots of cool outfits and weapons so I could bring peace to the city." Blue God shrugs, "a live body and a dead body have the same number of particles, so it doesn't matter. I messed it up. Alan Moore (born 18 November 1953) is an English writer known primarily for his work in comic books including Watchmen, V for Vendetta, The Ballad of Halo Jones, Swamp Thing, Batman: The Killing Joke and From Hell. "Um, how many people did you kill?" He goes to hell. Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! So I believe Laurie is somehow connected to the car getting lifted in the first place. Given what has happened over the last year or so with the “Watchmen” franchise and its Emmy-winning success as an HBO miniseries, it’s interesting to look back at what might have happened decades earlier. Greengrass was a guest on the Happy Sad Confused podcast where he discussed his take on Watchmen. Q: What do you call the worthless piece of skin at the end of a man’s pen*s? He’s gonna have to start all over again. You’re just too soft.” And God snaps his fingers. HBO's Watchmen episode 3, "She Was Killed By Space Junk," finally gives the show some major connections to the original Watchmen graphic novel by introducing Laurie Blake, AKA the former Silk Spectre II, who transmits a "joke" to her former lover, Dr. Manhattan, on Mars via a gaudy public phone booth apparently intended for the public to send messages to Manhattan almost like a prayer to a distant god, Laurie even says "the assholes down here still think you give a shit.". The Killing Joke, which explores the psychology of the Joker and argues that he is not altogether different from Batman himself, much like the characters of Watchmen blur the line between hero and villain. Ok, I... forget that joke, can I tell you another one? Watchmen is one of the most influential comic book series of all time, and for years, filmmakers attempted to bring it to the big screen. ", In fact, the section immediately before the Paggliachi "roll on snare drum" part of of Rorshach's journal can now be directly applied to Laurie: “Dollar Bill , The Silhouette, Captain Metropolis...we never die in bed. We do what we have to do. He's dead. Stephen has been infatuated with movie magic on screen )and also peeking behind the scenes to demystify them) since wearing out his VHS copy of The Making of Star Wars when he was 7 years old and crazy about the deep lore of fictional universes ever since reading the Silmarillion when he was 9. He must have done something wrong. This joke may contain profanity. The joke itself is a play on a classic old multi-part joke about a brick, with the first part serving as a fake-out/set-up to introduce the brick, ending with an unfunny or unsatisfying conclusion, before another joke, sometimes told immediately after, sometimes much longer (depending on how daring the teller is), brings the brick back as the punchline to a seemingly unrelated story. Search, discover and share your favorite Watchmen GIFs. And, just like in the joke, he has accomplished the feat of no longer giving a shit about humanity. And Manhattan’s is matter-bending and semi-omniscience. Laurie's version of the joke takes things a step further to also serve as a character recap for the survivors of the events of the Watchmen novel, but it's also a nod to the biblical parable of the talents in which a master (God), entrusted his servants with a different number of talents (money) while he was away and then evaluates their use of the talents while he was gone. Anyway, the guy has a daughter, and he's going to teach her to be a bricklayer because, after all, all a man has is his legacy. Our first hero was dressed up like a big owl. “Oh, I was standing behind those other guys the whole time. He's a bricklayer. Three heroes die and they all show up at the pearly gates. And... and... and then... shit. While this meme mashes up this gag with the "Analrapist" joke from the show, the steadfast, yet unearned confidence Tobias exudes is hilarious coming out of Dr. Manhattan. This edition of Watchmen, the groundbreaking series from Alan Moore, the award-winning author of V For Vendetta and Batman: The Killing Joke, features art from industry legend Dave Gibbons, with high-quality, recolored pages found in Watchmen: Absolute Edition. But I don’t know who you are.” And the woman looks at God and she quietly says, “I’m the little girl who threw the brick in the air.” And a sound from above: something falling, the brick. "Oh I was standing behind those other guys the whole time, you just didn't see me." The Comedian, an amoral killing machine who raped Jupiter, conceiving Laurie. And …. The joke provides essential character context. So dad decides to build a barbecue in the backyard. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. God snaps his fingers, and the hero goes to hell.". As for Doctor Manhattan. I don't know who you are..." And the woman looks at God and she quietly says "I'm the little girl who threw the brick in the air." God's there to decide what their eternal fate will be - heaven, or hell? Can I tell you another one? The best GIFs are on GIPHY. "So what'd you do with that big brain I gave you?" She is the daughter of Sally Jupiter, another hero, and (spoiler!) asks God. Personal Best Episode 3: The Fitness Guru, Let's Talk About That 'Watchmen' Episode 4 Ending, How 'Watchmen' Made Fun of The Dark Knight, When Each Episode of 'The Mandalorian' Will Air, A long joke frames the third episode of HBO’s. He does the math. Sometimes it's nice to pretend. It’s a perfect barbecue – just the way he drew it in the blueprints. When Ozymandias found out, he and the Comedian fought each other… I mean, why would I want to watch a guy with pictures of my uncle's penis all over his face? Reply. It's a perfect BBQ. We may earn a commission through links on our site. Good joke. And he shows the daughter everything, step by step. I am over 18. Q: What do a man and a sperm have in common? Laurie's motives aren't entirely clear, but her entry to the show feels vindictive. A one-stop shop for all things video games. Your heart’s in the right place. "Am not," says Smartypants. Telling you stupid jokes. Directed by Zack Snyder. Go and see him. He’s gonna teach her to be a bricklayer, because, after all, all a man has is his legacy. Damon Lindelof likes his jokes. “Nope, none to speak of,” says the woman. However, her indication that she's left that life behind seems to be the real joke, as the briefcase she keeps with an image of her with Dr. Manhattan and a big blue sex toy clearly inspired by him and has Agent Petey wear a mask when she sleeps with him - just like Nite Owl's need to suit up to be with her in Watchmen. The Comedian became an iconic character because of his appreciation for a good joke. In the episode, one was revealed to be loafing before our very eyes: the castle-trapped man, played by Jeremy Irons. But we're not really worth giving a shit about anyway, are we? Colorist John Higgins is the forgotten hero of Watchmen. View All Photos (153) Watchmen Quotes. https://screenrant.com/watchmen-joke-explained-laurie-god-brick Regular God asks Blue God, “What have you done with these gifts?” And Blue God says, “I fell in love with a woman, I walked across the sun, I fell in love with another woman, I won the Vietnam War. Or maybe it was just dropped from the same mysterious ship that picked up Will Reeves and there's no association. In the joke, Laurie describes these three heroes brought before God who passes judgement on each one. Watchmen Jokes. Watchmen proved to be not just one of HBO's best shows of 2019, but one of the best shows on TV, period.Thanks to Damon Lindelof and a ton of other great writers, the show has no shortage of great lines. It seems like she might just give a shit. What did you do with this amazing talent?" God asks. The joke is delivered by Laurie Blake, a figure from the Watchmen graphic novel. It’s only in hindsight, after the joke is finished, that we understand a little more. Turns out she enjoys a good joke, too. Who is Laurie Blake? "Well, as a matter of fact, I saved humanity," says Smartypants. Watchmen is an American comic book maxiseries by the British creative team of writer Alan Moore, artist Dave Gibbons and colorist John Higgins.It was published by DC Comics in 1986 and 1987, and collected in a single volume edition in 1987. Man bursts into tears. Nite Owl was the "pure hero," but failed to stop Veidt from killing millions (to save billions) and also went along with the lie after the fact. “Zero,” he says. Roll on snare drum. Stop me if you're heard this one. Ozymandias obviously orchestrated the whole thing, and while he saw himself as the hero, he broke more than a few eggs to make an omelet. The episode opens with a shot of Laurie placing the "Blue Booth Network" call at a booth in front of The Iberian Pig and The Square Pub, a location shown in Tulsa later in the episode, indicating the call is placed at the end and inserted non-linearly throughout the episode. And Blue God sounds very sad when he softly says, “Because I’m already there.” And so a mere piston in the inevitable machinery of time and space, God does what he did and what he will do: He snaps finger. So he picks up his sledge hammer to knock the thing to pieces. We all like jokes, right? Funny joke collection stats: 142,806 jokes 59,440 thumbs up 5,447 active users 476 visitors online 3,871 topics 10,697 humor websites 40,653 humor links. It’s just a woman. "Okay..." says God. And God asks "so how many people did you kill?" Blake understood. Once those nukes start flying no one can stop them, not even Dr. Manhattan, and Ozymandias here will be the smartest man on the cinder. Every brick has its place. “A live body and dead body have the same number of particles, so it doesn’t matter. And Blue God sounds very sad when he says "because I'm already there." Instead, when God asks if he gave her a talent, she says no, and God reveals doesn't even know who she is, once again echoing her nihlism. That's why he was lonely.”. If Laurie is the little girl that threw the brick in the joke and is the woman being judged by god in the second part of the joke, then the car is “the brick”. Curtains. In an increasingly interconnected yet ever more discombobulated world, the booze-drenched, factually-tilted hyperreality of the ICMI still feels like more of a joke or a confidence trick than a threat. And suddenly his daughter says, “Daddy, wait. Watchmen Quotes Showing 1-30 of 143 “Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. But they don’t function like most fan-nod referential jokes… “I’m so sorry. And so, a mere piston in the inevitable machinery of time and space and God does what he did and what he will do, God snaps his finger and the hero goes to hell. Curtains. Director Paul Greengrass recently revealed that his take would have been similar to Todd Phillips' Joker. Anyway, this guy has a daughter. This almost never happens. And then he notices someone waiting. All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. Step by step. Only one problem - there's a brick left over. Edward Blake/Comedian: This whole thing is a joke. I like to read funny jokes I think they are so funny at the point. “So what did you do that big brain I gave you?” asks God. week … Our hero number two is confident he can game this out, because that’s his God-given talent – smarts. And so it’s been a long day at the pearly gates. He saw the cracks in society, saw the little men in masks trying to hold it together...he saw the true face of the twentieth century and chose to become a reflection of it, a parody of it. According to him (and his caseworker) he experienced traumatic events during his childhood, resulting to moments of uncontrolled rage. Even though you've been living on another fucking planet for 30 years. And he shows the daughter everything. “Sorry, Owl Guy. Now that the police wear masks, she no longer does, and she sends messages to Dr. Manhattan, damning him for never caring about humanity. She picks up the orphan brick and she throws it up in the air as high as she can. He can teleport, he can teleport, he can see into the future, he can blow shit up, he's got actual superpower. "Well, I dropped a giant alien squid on New York, and everyone was so afraid of it, they stopped being afraid of each other." Watchmen is an American comic book maxiseries by the British creative team of writer Alan Moore, artist Dave Gibbons and colorist John Higgins. Yes, that's his real name. Watchmen originated from a story proposal Moore submitted to DC featuring superhero characters that the company had acquired from Charlton Comics. Veidt’s is intelligence. There are plenty of things to love about this show, but one thing most of us can agree on is the dialogue rarely, if ever, stumbles.Here are a few of our favorite quotes from this season. And when he finishes, it's a beauty. Watchmen creates an alternate version of the American 20th century, imagining the effect that costumed heroes and Dr. Manhattan would have had on contemporary events. 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And it doesn’t matter how I answer your question, because I know you’re sending me to hell.” “How do you know that,” asks God. This edition of Watchmen, the groundbreaking series from Alan Moore, the award-winning author of V For Vendetta and Batman: The Killing Joke, features art from industry legend Dave Gibbons, with high-quality, recolored pages found in Watchmen: Absolute Edition. The Owl hasn’t yet been revealed. “As a matter of fact I saved humanity,” says Smarty Pants. Though only recently introduced, Blake, also known as Laurie Juspeczyk, (superhero name “Silk Spectre”) is a former masked superhero found in the Watchmen graphic novel. I’m embarrassed. God sighs, "do I even need to ask how many people you killed?" But mostly I just stopped giving a shit about humanity.” God sights. "Well how'd you do that?" I messed it up. He’s a bricklayer. RELATED: Everything That Happened In Between The Watchmen Graphic Novel & HBO Series. There's this guy. You just didn’t see me.” “Did I give you a talent?” God asks. Thanks to DC Rebirth and a recent Justice League issue, I'm confident that The Joker is actually The Comedian from Watchmen. With Jackie Earle Haley, Patrick Wilson, Carla Gugino, Malin Akerman. Owl Guy seems offended, "zero," he says. Watchmen Jokes. thought? Related Topics. In 1985 where former superheroes exist, the murder of a colleague sends active vigilante Rorschach into his own sprawling investigation, uncovering something that could completely change the course of history as we know it. Midway through the episode, the character signs a letter “Adrian Veidt,” revealing that he is in fact “Smarty Pants,” the man who killed millions. As none of the characters used these gifts successfully, they are sent to hell. She doesn't seem to think Dr. Manhattan is listening, or that he even cares about the people of Earth, but as she leaves the booth, a car drops from the sky to land in front of her and she looks up in the sky to see Mars glowing brightly, so maybe the blue god is listening and does care, or at the very least, he might still have a sense of humor. He figures out everything he needs. But we know from the comic that the character, Daniel Dreiberg, is a former love interest of Laurie. That should pick you up." "You're a fucking monster." Well, the Blue God is on Mars. "Where did you come from?" I didn't take a single life." And a sound from above. The guy freaks out. Okay, we're down to the nitty-gritty now. And where does God go when he dies? Unimportant. Three heroes die and they all show up at the pearly gates. He’s a real master of his craft, because he’s precise. So, God asks Blue God "what'd you do with these gifts?" "Where was I? But you can’t make an omelet without making a couple eggs.” “Christ,” God says. “Three million, give or take. Click the button below to start this article in quick view. This joke may contain profanity. Just the way he drew it in the blue prints. He's real good at it. The joke provides important insight into several characters. So Dad decides to build a BBQ in the back yard. It hits him so hard, his brains shoot out his nose. This edition of WATCHMEN, the groundbreaking series from Alan Moore, the award-winning writer of V FOR VENDETTA and BATMN: THE KILLING JOKE, and Dave Gibbons, the artist of GREEN LANTERN, features the high-quality, recolored pages found in WATCHMEN: THE ABSOLUTE EDITION with sketches, never-before-seen extra bonus materials and a new introduction by Dave Gibbons. "But Doctor, I Am Pagliacci" is the punchline of a joke delivered by the character Rorschach in the comic book series Watchmenwhen discussing the character The Comedian. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Some might even say he was the smartest man in the world. The third episode of Watchmen introduces his daughter, Laurie Blake, formerly of Silk Spectre fame. Instead, she seems to see herself as some sort of reconning. Game over. Okay forgot that joke. Mit der Pilotfolge feierte die Serie am 20. He figures out exactly what he needs. God snaps his fingers. Every brick has its place. God looks up, but it's too late. God cracks his knuckles, ready to administer the final reckoning. “You’re a fucking monster.” “Am not,” says Smarty Pants. And then he notices someone waiting, but it's not a hero, it's just a woman. The pearly gates await our next hero in line for almighty judgment. And the hero goes to hell. I've got a joke. He goes to hell. She works for the FBI to hunt down masks while Daniel Dreiberg, who she was with at the end of Watchmen, is in federal custody. “Do I even ask how many people you’ve killed?” Blue God shrugs. And God says "I gifted you the ability to make fantastic inventions. The third episode of HBO’s Watchmen opens in a phone booth—of sorts. "Christ," God says. “How many people did you kill?” Smarty pants smiles. Something in our personalities, perhaps? On its face, the joke is Laurie echoing the nihilism of her father, Edward Blake, The Comedian. Roll on snare drum. Now, hero number three is pretty much a god himself. ", "Ok, forget the brick. A: Both have a one in a million chance to become a human being. Good joke. God snaps his fingers, the hero goes to hell. All the heroes have gone to hell. Because he's precise. Something falling - the brick. And … And then, shit. Treated it like a joke, but he understood. The fact that Laurie’s HBO character is introduced telling a joke, and that she now goes by The Comedian’s last name, Blake are both very interesting change-ups from the source material. So he picks up the sledgehammer to knock the thing to pieces and suddenly his daughter says "Daddy, wait. "Did I give you a talent?" God gives her a good, long look. Throughout the movie The Comedian has committed several crimes, because he thought that humans were savages and should be treated like a joke. 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The brick from the first story returns and kills God as she ironically quotes Rorshach's journal from the murder of her father, Edward Blake: "Roll on snare drum. And Dr. Manhattan was too uninvested in humanity to prevent it from happening and merely retreated to Mars instead of dealing with the consequences. Regarded by some as the best comics writer in the English language, he is widely recognized among his peers and critics. And everyone was so afraid of it, they stopped being afraid of each other.” “Okay,” says God. And the hero goes to hell. And so it's been a long day at the Pearly Gates, all the heroes have gone to hell. I am Pagliacci." While it may be cosmically unfunny, it serves necessary character exposition, reintroducing three important figures from the comics: Adrian Veidt, Doctor Manhattan, and Nite Owl. Good joke. Batman: The Killing Joke Deluxe (New Edition) ... Because Moore is a better writer, and Watchmen a more complex and dark and literate creation than Miller's fantastic, subversive take on the Batman myth. He does the math. Now, hero number three is pretty much a God himself, so for the sake of telling them apart, he's blue and he likes to stroll around with his dick hanging out. She leaves him a message—a joke. I have an idea. A: His body. In Laurie's joke, the surviving heroes of Watchmen meet God at the Pearly Gates of heaven to be judged on the use of the talents he gave them and either be rewarded and allowed into heaven, or punished and sentenced to hell. Our first hero is dressed up like a big owl. He must have done something wrong. and Blue God says "um, I fell in love with a woman, then I walked across the sun, then I fell in love with another woman, then I won the Vietnam war, but mostly I just don't give a shit about humanity. The Comedian was a member of the original Minutemen. 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